In this game (it is playable!) your objective is to “score” one hundred “points”. I won’t say neither the way you gain these points, nor what you’ll get once you score that much.
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crap games
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May 07
SymDefecation
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May 07
FSi's Vacuum Cleaner Gone MAD!
Pmdee encouraged me to make this game. I’m innocent!
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May 07
We Are There Already!
Loosely based on a Are We There Yet by Obi-Leo, this game brings new wave into the series of indistinguisheable ’sequels’, ‘prequels’, and other fan-art. It’s finisheable (after thousand of cycles, but this is a secret, OK?). It has beautiful hi-res graphics. It has my own voice in it. It features almost the same characters as the original.
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May 07
Ted McBinky in Antarctica Adventure
This game have strong social meaning. It is dedicated to all the animals that are dying in biochemical labs all around the world. Not that I care for that stupid dorks, it’s just made for pickups (“Hey, I made a game with strong social meaning!”).
It also features now classical seven-seconds-long chiptune.
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May 07
Ted McBinky in WaterColourQuest
This (second) game was never released before, so BEHOLD!
In this crappy adventure Ted travels through time and kills a dinosaur. Or was killed by a dinosaur, it depends on where will you click first…
The game was completely drawn in water colours, hence the weird appearance.
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May 07
Ted McBinky in $1000000 Quest
This is the first episode and the hero’s dying in the end.
Sounds nicked from Killer Floating Eye.
Chiptune (7 sec long) written (by myself) by the 5th of June, 2006.
The game released after the 16th of August, 2006
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May 07
FSi's Киселева Unleashed!
You are Innah Kiselyova, a somewhat-beautiful student at a college. You found yourself in a strange white room, dancing waltz with someone you don’t know. Is it a bad dream, or reality, or what? You’d better find out because the time is running.
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May 07
FSi's Link Becames Vampire and Dies Horrible Death!
Frankly, I’ve played Legend of Zelda only once and that was LOOOOOOOOONG time ago. So I suggest this is different Link. It is made using AGS engine and my hourgame template v0.65. Forest image taken from http://pantransit.reptiles.org/images/1996-07-28/washington-rain-forest.png
Download FSi’s Link Becames Vampire and Dies Horrible Death!
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May 07
FSi's POWERCOW FROM URANUS SAVES THE EARTH FROM THE DEADLY GREY PLAGUE SPORES!
As the PowerCow from Uranus you are assigned on a mission to destroy all the Grey Plague spores on Earth. You are free to use any technique you can to do this (but there is only one at hand when it comes to Grey Plague spores destruction: your own bowels).
It was (and still is) my second hourgame. It’s from competition between Pmdee, Pablo and myself with “Powercow” topic. I don’t know whether Pablo still hosts his version, but if you’d like to see it, ask me and maybe I’ll email it to you. Or (what is MUCH MUCH better) pest Pablo about his game 
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May 07
Pixxxelhunter: The Epic
PixelHunter: The Epic is (rather obviously) a game about Spotty, the Pixel Hunter. Yesterday he had discovered the giant ominous conspiracy. Conspiracy of the pixels to take over the world. Now he must kill five evil pixel leaders in order to prevent pixeldoomsday.
I know, this game is rather crappy. And I feel the urge to improve it somehow. Some day.
Download Pixxxelhunter: The Epic
p.s. There’s no pr0n in this game, sorry.