siliconfluorite » crap games http://sillyflu.com huh? yeah! Wed, 06 Apr 2011 06:08:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 RuMAGS-8, впечатления http://sillyflu.com/2011/04/06/245/ http://sillyflu.com/2011/04/06/245/#comments Wed, 06 Apr 2011 06:07:18 +0000 FSi http://sillyflu.com/?p=245 Попросили тут “посмотреть и рассудить” игры нашего отечественного клона MAGS. Адовый треш, по-моему.

Вы только посмотрите:

Derrek Quest 2.
Derrek Quest 2. Я гляжу на это название. На душе моей неспокойно от того, что где-то на просторах интернета есть Derrek Quest 1. Очень неспокойно.


А в главной роли тут Брюс Уиллис

Святые хуи девы марии из преисподней! Я конечно не буду вам советовать в это играть. Играть в это невозможно. Но почитать предысторию – дело святое.


В первый раз я нажал Alt+X на этом месте, чтобы перевести дух. Alt+X – это в мире AGS сочетание для аварийного выхода из игры.

Ах да, почему играть в ЭТО невозможно. Беру свои слова обратно. Возможно! Вполне возможно! Только я обычно не потребляю таких веществ.

17.57 КБ
Эй, а где мой Брюс Уиллис?

Lightning

Единственное творение, которое вообще можно назвать игрой и не стыдно (особенно после небольшого допиливания) положить в портфолио. Кафкианский сюжет, уютный звук (иногда затыкается, проблемы движка), убийственно неудобное управление (всё на уровне), приятный арт и кнопки интерфейса, выезжающие совсем не оттуда, откуда ты их ждёшь.


Автор осилил rain and snow plugin, да и вообще, не всё для него потеряно.

Собственно, лучшее творение подборочки.

Там было ещё две игры, но давайте не будем о грустном.

Ссылка на скачивание всего этого добра одним паком.

]]> http://sillyflu.com/2011/04/06/245/feed/ 0 SymDefecation http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/symdefecation/ http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/symdefecation/#comments Mon, 28 May 2007 17:56:12 +0000 FSi http://sillyflu.wordpress.com/2007/05/28/symdefecation/ In this game (it is playable!) your objective is to “score” one hundred “points”. I won’t say neither the way you gain these points, nor what you’ll get once you score that much.

Attention! SymDefecation is no way related with QQQ. Really.

Actually, it’s doesn’t worth your download time.

Download SymDefecation

]]> http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/symdefecation/feed/ 0 FSi's Vacuum Cleaner Gone MAD! http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/fsis-vacuum-cleaner-gone-mad/ http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/fsis-vacuum-cleaner-gone-mad/#comments Mon, 28 May 2007 17:53:33 +0000 FSi http://sillyflu.wordpress.com/2007/05/28/fsis-vacuum-cleaner-gone-mad/ Pmdee encouraged me to make this game. I’m innocent!

This game had enough potential to win p3n1s’06 award… But it was so crappy that it won nothing.

Download FSi’s Vacuum Cleaner Gone MAD!

]]> http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/fsis-vacuum-cleaner-gone-mad/feed/ 0 We Are There Already! http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/we-are-there-already/ http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/we-are-there-already/#comments Mon, 28 May 2007 17:46:29 +0000 FSi http://sillyflu.wordpress.com/2007/05/28/we-are-there-already/ Loosely based on a Are We There Yet by Obi-Leo, this game brings new wave into the series of indistinguisheable ’sequels’, ‘prequels’, and other fan-art. It’s finisheable (after thousand of cycles, but this is a secret, OK?). It has beautiful hi-res graphics. It has my own voice in it. It features almost the same characters as the original.

Oh, yeah, you should press Alt-X if you wihs to quit the game before the ending.

Download We Are There Already!

]]> http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/we-are-there-already/feed/ 0 Ted McBinky in Antarctica Adventure http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/ted-mcbinky-in-antarctica-adventure/ http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/ted-mcbinky-in-antarctica-adventure/#comments Mon, 28 May 2007 17:43:50 +0000 FSi http://sillyflu.wordpress.com/2007/05/28/ted-mcbinky-in-antarctica-adventure/ This game have strong social meaning. It is dedicated to all the animals that are dying in biochemical labs all around the world. Not that I care for that stupid dorks, it’s just made for pickups (“Hey, I made a game with strong social meaning!”).

It also features now classical seven-seconds-long chiptune.

Download Ted McBinky in Antarctica Adventure

]]> http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/ted-mcbinky-in-antarctica-adventure/feed/ 0 Ted McBinky in WaterColourQuest http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/ted-mcbinky-in-watercolourquest/ http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/ted-mcbinky-in-watercolourquest/#comments Mon, 28 May 2007 17:40:59 +0000 FSi http://sillyflu.wordpress.com/2007/05/28/ted-mcbinky-in-watercolourquest/ This (second) game was never released before, so BEHOLD!

In this crappy adventure Ted travels through time and kills a dinosaur. Or was killed by a dinosaur, it depends on where will you click first…

The game was completely drawn in water colours, hence the weird appearance.

Download WaterColorQuest

]]> http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/ted-mcbinky-in-watercolourquest/feed/ 0 Ted McBinky in $1000000 Quest http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/ted-mcbinky-in-1000000-quest/ http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/ted-mcbinky-in-1000000-quest/#comments Mon, 28 May 2007 17:38:47 +0000 FSi http://sillyflu.wordpress.com/2007/05/28/ted-mcbinky-in-1000000-quest/ This is the first episode and the hero’s dying in the end.
Sounds nicked from Killer Floating Eye.
Chiptune (7 sec long) written (by myself) by the 5th of June, 2006.
The game released after the 16th of August, 2006

Download $1 000 000 Quest

]]> http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/ted-mcbinky-in-1000000-quest/feed/ 0 FSi's Киселева Unleashed! http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/fsis-%d0%9a%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%b0-unleashed/ http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/fsis-%d0%9a%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%b0-unleashed/#comments Mon, 28 May 2007 17:23:02 +0000 FSi http://sillyflu.wordpress.com/2007/05/28/fsis-%d0%9a%d0%b8%d1%81%d0%b5%d0%bb%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%b0-unleashed/ You are Innah Kiselyova, a somewhat-beautiful student at a college. You found yourself in a strange white room, dancing waltz with someone you don’t know. Is it a bad dream, or reality, or what? You’d better find out because the time is running.

It’s actually not a game, it’s more like interactive movie thingy made in 1:42. I’ve overused the time mostly because of dialogues and scripting. You’ll try, you’ll see.

Download FSi’s Киселева Unleashed!

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Download FSi’s Link Becames Vampire and Dies Horrible Death!

]]> http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/fsis-link-becames-vampire-and-dies-horrible-death/feed/ 0 FSi's POWERCOW FROM URANUS SAVES THE EARTH FROM THE DEADLY GREY PLAGUE SPORES! http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/fsis-powercow-from-uranus-saves-the-earth-from-the-deadly-grey-plague-spores/ http://sillyflu.com/2007/05/28/fsis-powercow-from-uranus-saves-the-earth-from-the-deadly-grey-plague-spores/#comments Mon, 28 May 2007 17:18:30 +0000 FSi http://sillyflu.wordpress.com/2007/05/28/fsis-powercow-from-uranus-saves-the-earth-from-the-deadly-grey-plague-spores/ As the PowerCow from Uranus you are assigned on a mission to destroy all the Grey Plague spores on Earth. You are free to use any technique you can to do this (but there is only one at hand when it comes to Grey Plague spores destruction: your own bowels).

It was (and still is) my second hourgame. It’s from competition between Pmdee, Pablo and myself with “Powercow” topic. I don’t know whether Pablo still hosts his version, but if you’d like to see it, ask me and maybe I’ll email it to you. Or (what is MUCH MUCH better) pest Pablo about his game ;) .

Download FSi’s Powercow From Uranus… game

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