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Derrek Quest 2.
Derrek Quest 2. Я гляжу на это название. На душе моей неспокойно от того, что где-то на просторах интернета есть Derrek Quest 1. Очень неспокойно.

А в главной роли тут Брюс Уиллис

Святые хуи девы марии из преисподней! Я конечно не буду вам советовать в это играть. Играть в это невозможно. Но почитать предысторию – дело святое.

В первый раз я нажал Alt+X на этом месте, чтобы перевести дух. Alt+X – это в мире AGS сочетание для аварийного выхода из игры.

Ах да, почему играть в ЭТО невозможно. Беру свои слова обратно. Возможно! Вполне возможно! Только я обычно не потребляю таких веществ.

Эй, а где мой Брюс Уиллис?

Lightning

Единственное творение, которое вообще можно назвать игрой и не стыдно (особенно после небольшого допиливания) положить в портфолио. Кафкианский сюжет, уютный звук (иногда затыкается, проблемы движка), убийственно неудобное управление (всё на уровне), приятный арт и кнопки интерфейса, выезжающие совсем не оттуда, откуда ты их ждёшь.

Автор осилил rain and snow plugin, да и вообще, не всё для него потеряно.

Собственно, лучшее творение подборочки.

Там было ещё две игры, но давайте не будем о грустном.

Ссылка на скачивание всего этого добра одним паком.

The poster covers hole in the wallpaper. Really.

I know it’s way too tidy for an indie game developer, I’ll work on that.

It is called “Neighbour Mountain”. It is mostly about neigbours, mountains and queer artists. There are some harsh content in it, so don’t download if you’re underage.

Download: http://misendeavour.com/files/neighmount.rar

It is called “Unbearable: Nickie the Bear and the Burden of Sanity”

It is a hourgame, so I can’t quite say “Enjoy”, but feel free to peruse it.

Download it here.

Speaking of drugs, I watched Angel’s Egg today. It was pretty cool, though there was a lot of things I didn’t understand – that means the movie was cool and I have to watch it again.

I also found a book by Ambrose Bierce in English. He is too damn well to miss, hence I have to read it.

What else? I think I have to post more shit in this blog, otherwise it’d be meaningless to have it, no?LIES

FSi’s Postapocalyptic Fairy Tales.
Tale 1. About little princess.

Once upon a time in a kingdom far away there was a little Princess. Not for long though…
Then the time to sacrifice her to Soton has come. Did I mention her parents were Sotonists? No? Well, her parents were the true and very dedicated Sotonists. One evening they come into her room and tell her:
“Hello, daughter! We come to sacrifice you to Soton!”
Daughter would love to tell something back, but she couldn’t because her dad hit her in the head with iron. And she had to settle with falling unconscious with a silent moan.
When she woke up she found herself on the altar. Sotonic as hell. It was all black, made of obsidian, with red cravings on the sides, with bloodstains and straps and all that – everything was fine in that kingdom, unlike today.
Normally Princess would try to stand up, find out that she was finely strapped to the altar and would cry as baby – but only if she woke up a bit earlier when there were nobody in the sotonic temple. Princess were sleepy girl and woke up when the Senior Sotonic Priest of Soton lifted his sharp obsidian dagger upon her little heart. Dagger was shiny, beautiful and had interesting cravings on the sides, but Princess had no time to read them.
Meanwhile the Senior Sotonic Priest of Soton started to chant his dark Sotonic hymn in a loud and scary voice.

    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
    (lead)
      Blood!!!
    My dark sotonic blood!
      Blood!!!
    Your blood will shed tonight!
      Death!!!
    To all the innocent!
      Death!!!
    I'm better than 50cent!

      Hell!!!
    Only hell I want to achieve!
      Hell!!!
    Hey, Soton, heaten up the brimstone!
      This!!!
    Was only an allegory!
      I!!!
    Am real sotonist and not some shitty
devil-worshipper who impersonates Soton!

    Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Princess was scared to death. She would even die of fear, but suddenly the Crow came through the window and sit on the Priest’s shoulder. “See, a Crow!” , thought Priest. “Crow is truly sotonic bird, as she wears black and feeds on corpses. I shall let it pick Princess’s eyes.” Priest almost thought another thought but Crow screamed “CROARRGH!!!” and bitten Priest’s head off.
“O kindeth bird, how may I thank you for miraclously saving me from the hands of this devil praiser and generally bad person who, most likely, wanted to kill me in most painful, cruel and inhumane way” said Princess in one long word because she was exhausted and couldn’t speak properly.
“What makes you think I come to save you?..” asked Crow and got ready to bite Princess’s head off.
“O kindeth bird, did you miraclously save me from the hands of this devil praiser and generally bad person who, most likely, wanted to kill me in most painful, cruel and inhumane way just to bite my head off?”
“I bite everybody’s heads off. That’s my modus operandi, if you wish. Wherever I go I try to bite heads off as much humans as possible. It’s pleasant, it’s nurturing, it’s good for your health – there are lots of microelements in brains. Not too much, though but perfectly enough. Pay attention to my beautiful, tight and attractive body, its shape is like this thanks to my head-diet! But enough talking, I think I’m feeling hungry,” said the Crow opening her mouth wider.
“Know what?” said Princess rapidly while Crow’s teeth were coming closer and closer around her head. “I could make you rich and famos if you agree to not to bite my head off! Just imagine. Your diet is not demanding but looks effective! You should write a book about it and I will publish it with the lowest possible expences at the Royal Publishing Centre. I could also advertise it for free using Royal Telecom. Believe me, you’ll see the surge of fat ladies with complexes almost immediately! We will share the profit and live happily!”
“Hmm, to think of it, we’ll make fat women to bite each other’s heads off AND pay for that…” Crow looked stunned by the deepness of that idea, it even stopped clothing its mouth and scratched its head with left leg. “Too Palahniuk’s for me, don’t you think?”
“Yes, I have to agree. We should change the turf,” said copyright-frenzied Princess sadly.
Crow thought for a little longer and almost bitten Princess’s head off when Princess’s Grandmother rushed into the Sotonic Church and shot it with a shotgun. Her “Kiyaaaaaaah!” scream was completely out of place, but still added something to atmosphere.
“Hello there, my granddaughter,” – said Pringess’s Grandmother who didn’t believe neither in Satan, nor Christ, nor anything else for that matter (and lived happily) while untangling Princess from the altar.
“What the heck is that, nanny?” – asked Princess.
“This package contains double-barreled shotgun and a chainsaw,” – said Grandmother. “These will help you on your journey.”
“No, I meant, what the heck is that floppy hose thing between your legs?”
“Ow. Damn,” – said Nanny and zipped her pants. Never before Schtirlitz was so close to failure. “But that doesn’t matter. Here, take this leather jacket, you’ll need that as well.”
Thus Princess got a fine leather jacket without right sleeve and put it over her pink dress.
“Now go! Your destiny awaits!” – said Princess’s Grandmother in her most tragic voice and kicked her off the Sotonic Church of Soton.
When the door was shut close behind Princess’s shoulders, her Grandmother took a smoking pipe out of her jacket and started to smoke. Light contour of smile appeared on her well-known by a millions, disfigured by a smallpox trademark face…

Download:
bare module + demo game source (~40kB)
compiled demo game (with small improvements).

p.s. Music from http://www.harari.net

upd@07-14-2009: the links do not work, I am aware of it and don’t give a damn.

That’s not a reason in making such an utterly crap as I did. Nay, what the hell, I’ll show it to you anyway.

Download Red Dwarf fan-spoof here. Don’t forget your puking bag, it’s rather disgusting.

Oh, you’ll need some inform interpreter to play, I’d recommend getting some flavour of Frotz from here.

Anyway, in this rather short and stupid piece of interactive fiction your only goal is to kill everybody aboard the mining ship Red Dwarf. Frankly, watching the series isn’t the required thing.

Upd: fixed the link, should work now.

The most outstanding thing here is, of course, the soundtrack by Russian true black metal band “АЦЦКАЯ СОТОНА” (Atskaya Sotona), hence the name.

Almost forgot, there is also a bad pun on Yahtzee… As usual.

• Official site of “АЦЦКАЯ СОТОНА”
• Download FSi’s 666 Days A Sotona