Long ago the grass was greener, the sky was brighter and the games were ruled by text parsers. These days have gone forever… Or are they? Help Larry Wilco in his epic quest for the Holy Text Parser (and report bugs if necessary) on Earth, Mars and Tibet! Save his family from enslavement. Collect apples. Discuss things. Unveil conspiracies. Guess the verbs. All in one tiny game.
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Posts Tagged: crap
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May 07
FSi's Text Parser Game
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May 07
Pixxxelhunter: The Epic
PixelHunter: The Epic is (rather obviously) a game about Spotty, the Pixel Hunter. Yesterday he had discovered the giant ominous conspiracy. Conspiracy of the pixels to take over the world. Now he must kill five evil pixel leaders in order to prevent pixeldoomsday.
I know, this game is rather crappy. And I feel the urge to improve it somehow. Some day.
Download Pixxxelhunter: The Epic
p.s. There’s no pr0n in this game, sorry.
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May 07
RON: Sixteen
A Reality-on-the-Norm game. Also a MAGS game (MAGS Sep’06: Retroparanoia!). You’re Mika Huy and you came to a small island in Barents Sea in search for some shocking material for The Realiser. Only if that would be THAT simple…
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May 07
FSi's Mad Homicidal Clown From Hell Rampage!
People often describe MHCFHR (otherwise known as Mad Homicidal Clown From Hell Rampage!) as innovative game. And do you know why? It’s 1D (unidimensional) arcade-adventure, that’s why. Quite Dizzy-style, if you want my opinion. And with good dose of infanticide, so do not play it if you’re under 18 or your parents will eat you. But first they will eat ME. With pasta.
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May 07
Mon Cul!
Genre-wise Mon Cul! is superhero-zombie-detective. You are Phil Zuperman, local-scale superhero. One day some jerk in ninja jumpsuit came through your window, stabbed you with a knife ans stole the source of your superhero powers. And then everything is up to you. By the way, there are (despite obscene name and BAD animation) 8 endings, if I recall correctly.