Ache Quest is a thrilling story of a boy without name but with Tourette’s.
His life was such a hell that when he read about retired wizard Grumpygad hiding from public in the middle of nowhere, in a castle surrounded by crocodile ditch, gargoyles and giant fun fair.
Well, that’s the most of it. Screenshots are further.
It all come down so instant… But everyone seem to be obsessed with making fan-games out of this or that.
That’s not a reason in making such an utterly crap as I did. Nay, what the hell, I’ll show it to you anyway.
Download Red Dwarf fan-spoof here. Don’t forget your puking bag, it’s rather disgusting.
Oh, you’ll need some inform interpreter to play, I’d recommend getting some flavour of Frotz from here.
Anyway, in this rather short and stupid piece of interactive fiction your only goal is to kill everybody aboard the mining ship Red Dwarf. Frankly, watching the series isn’t the required thing.
Upd: fixed the link, should work now.
You killed Mika?
– Dave Gilbert
One of my most controversial games. In the first version of this game Mika (6 years old) was raped with a chainsaw by a Town Weirdo thinking he’s Chainsaw Rapist Maniac.
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“It was a headtrip!”
– Dave Gilbert
This is second installation in my Depression series. And it is quite a headtrip. I can’t remember the contest’s guidelines, but they were too strict to make something different from what you’re about to download. And Pmdee didn’t finish his game. So I consider this game contestless and individual.
In this game (it is playable!) your objective is to “score” one hundred “points”. I won’t say neither the way you gain these points, nor what you’ll get once you score that much.
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This is the first episode and the hero’s dying in the end.
Sounds nicked from Killer Floating Eye.
Chiptune (7 sec long) written (by myself) by the 5th of June, 2006.
The game released after the 16th of August, 2006
As the PowerCow from Uranus you are assigned on a mission to destroy all the Grey Plague spores on Earth. You are free to use any technique you can to do this (but there is only one at hand when it comes to Grey Plague spores destruction: your own bowels).
It was (and still is) my second hourgame. It’s from competition between Pmdee, Pablo and myself with “Powercow” topic. I don’t know whether Pablo still hosts his version, but if you’d like to see it, ask me and maybe I’ll email it to you. Or (what is MUCH MUCH better) pest Pablo about his game 
.
Long ago the grass was greener, the sky was brighter and the games were ruled by text parsers. These days have gone forever… Or are they? Help Larry Wilco in his epic quest for the Holy Text Parser (and report bugs if necessary) on Earth, Mars and Tibet! Save his family from enslavement. Collect apples. Discuss things. Unveil conspiracies. Guess the verbs. All in one tiny game.
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