Posts Tagged: humour

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12
Jul 09

#ags is just so cool today ^_^

[Haloa] I never hada lunchbox
[Haloa] °-°
[FSi] me too
* TerranRich (***) зашел на канал #AGS
[Babar] I had a Ghostbusters one as a kid
[Haloa] I wanted to know how it feels to have one :(
[TerranRich] An orgasm?
[TerranRich] You’re missing out
[Haloa] LOL
[TerranRich] Speaking of which, time to eat
[FSi] Babar: so how do ghostbusters orgasm feel like?
[TerranRich] lol
[Babar] it felt like somethings wrong?
[Babar] in the neighbourhood?
[TerranRich] Who you gonna call?
[Babar] Call girls, probably
[TerranRich] I ain’t scared of no whores

For more, see Vox Populi page.

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3
Oct 07

Weird YouTube video…

I don’t think it’s the most appropriate thing for young children, but come on, how many young children are reading this? So I advise you (yes, both of you) not to watch it. Go watch something else. Not the vid I’m linking to. It’s crap anyway. But somewhat catchy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI2gPT6jyiA

p.s. No, it’s NOT in Russian. So don’t ask me what’s it about. About some dumbshit with a guitar I suppose. Who met a pretty girl he liked. He seduced her, married her and they lived ten years. Then he realised that the girl wasn’t in fact a girl but a bloodsucking radioactive chicken from Venus. Nothing new, you see. Story tested by ages.

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2
Jun 07

Red Dwarf fan-game

It all come down so instant… But everyone seem to be obsessed with making fan-games out of this or that.

That’s not a reason in making such an utterly crap as I did. Nay, what the hell, I’ll show it to you anyway.

Download Red Dwarf fan-spoof here. Don’t forget your puking bag, it’s rather disgusting.

Oh, you’ll need some inform interpreter to play, I’d recommend getting some flavour of Frotz from here.

Anyway, in this rather short and stupid piece of interactive fiction your only goal is to kill everybody aboard the mining ship Red Dwarf. Frankly, watching the series isn’t the required thing.

Upd: fixed the link, should work now.

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28
May 07

FSi's 666 Days A Sotona

This game was made for “TIME PARADOX” contest. It features standard Roger, ProgZMAX’s Roger and Davy Jones from RON. Also, the god.

The most outstanding thing here is, of course, the soundtrack by Russian true black metal band “АЦЦКАЯ СОТОНА” (Atskaya Sotona), hence the name.
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28
May 07

FSi's Depressomatic

“It was a headtrip!”
– Dave Gilbert

This is second installation in my Depression series. And it is quite a headtrip. I can’t remember the contest’s guidelines, but they were too strict to make something different from what you’re about to download. And Pmdee didn’t finish his game. So I consider this game contestless and individual.

Download FSi’s Depressomatic

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28
May 07

SymDefecation

In this game (it is playable!) your objective is to “score” one hundred “points”. I won’t say neither the way you gain these points, nor what you’ll get once you score that much.
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28
May 07

FSi's Vacuum Cleaner Gone MAD!

Pmdee encouraged me to make this game. I’m innocent!
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28
May 07

We Are There Already!

Loosely based on a Are We There Yet by Obi-Leo, this game brings new wave into the series of indistinguisheable ’sequels’, ‘prequels’, and other fan-art. It’s finisheable (after thousand of cycles, but this is a secret, OK?). It has beautiful hi-res graphics. It has my own voice in it. It features almost the same characters as the original.

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28
May 07

Ted McBinky in WaterColourQuest

This (second) game was never released before, so BEHOLD!

In this crappy adventure Ted travels through time and kills a dinosaur. Or was killed by a dinosaur, it depends on where will you click first…

The game was completely drawn in water colours, hence the weird appearance.

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28
May 07

Ted McBinky in $1000000 Quest

This is the first episode and the hero’s dying in the end.
Sounds nicked from Killer Floating Eye.
Chiptune (7 sec long) written (by myself) by the 5th of June, 2006.
The game released after the 16th of August, 2006

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