Posts Tagged: weird shit

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3
Oct 07

Weird YouTube video…

I don’t think it’s the most appropriate thing for young children, but come on, how many young children are reading this? So I advise you (yes, both of you) not to watch it. Go watch something else. Not the vid I’m linking to. It’s crap anyway. But somewhat catchy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI2gPT6jyiA

p.s. No, it’s NOT in Russian. So don’t ask me what’s it about. About some dumbshit with a guitar I suppose. Who met a pretty girl he liked. He seduced her, married her and they lived ten years. Then he realised that the girl wasn’t in fact a girl but a bloodsucking radioactive chicken from Venus. Nothing new, you see. Story tested by ages.

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23
Jul 07

FSi's Ache Quest

Ache Quest is a thrilling story of a boy without name but with Tourette’s.

His life was such a hell that when he read about retired wizard Grumpygad hiding from public in the middle of nowhere, in a castle surrounded by crocodile ditch, gargoyles and giant fun fair.

Well, that’s the most of it. Screenshots are further.

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28
May 07

FSi's 666 Days A Sotona

This game was made for “TIME PARADOX” contest. It features standard Roger, ProgZMAX’s Roger and Davy Jones from RON. Also, the god.

The most outstanding thing here is, of course, the soundtrack by Russian true black metal band “АЦЦКАЯ СОТОНА” (Atskaya Sotona), hence the name.
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28
May 07

FSi's HalloweenKilla (extended version)

You killed Mika? :(
– Dave Gilbert

One of my most controversial games. In the first version of this game Mika (6 years old) was raped with a chainsaw by a Town Weirdo thinking he’s Chainsaw Rapist Maniac.
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28
May 07

FSi's Depressomatic

“It was a headtrip!”
– Dave Gilbert

This is second installation in my Depression series. And it is quite a headtrip. I can’t remember the contest’s guidelines, but they were too strict to make something different from what you’re about to download. And Pmdee didn’t finish his game. So I consider this game contestless and individual.

Download FSi’s Depressomatic

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28
May 07

FSi's Depressor

This first installation in my “Depression” series features avant-garde 17 seconds long soundtrack (ripped without remorse from the sources you’d better off not know about), hanging corpse and pool of diarrhoea. And it is made completely in black&white (or should I say “completely in white&black”?). And it’s a fan-prequel to “A Walk In Da Tomb”.

The game is based mostly on dialogues and monologues. There is no ending, but the plot is quite developed.

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28
May 07

SymDefecation

In this game (it is playable!) your objective is to “score” one hundred “points”. I won’t say neither the way you gain these points, nor what you’ll get once you score that much.
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28
May 07

FSi's Vacuum Cleaner Gone MAD!

Pmdee encouraged me to make this game. I’m innocent!
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May 07

Ted McBinky in WaterColourQuest

This (second) game was never released before, so BEHOLD!

In this crappy adventure Ted travels through time and kills a dinosaur. Or was killed by a dinosaur, it depends on where will you click first…

The game was completely drawn in water colours, hence the weird appearance.

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28
May 07

Ted McBinky in $1000000 Quest

This is the first episode and the hero’s dying in the end.
Sounds nicked from Killer Floating Eye.
Chiptune (7 sec long) written (by myself) by the 5th of June, 2006.
The game released after the 16th of August, 2006

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